Mr. Fake Husband

If the devil wears a suit...
Has a permanent frown...
Wet panties left and right..
Expect perfection from everyone...
Well then, that's my boss.

And today is not my day.
It's never your day when you get called to his office.
But an even worse day when he broodingly asks you to marry him.
And apparently, no is not an answer he will take.

So, does that mean I am now supposed to call my devil of a boss my pumpkin boo?