Page 38 of The Romance Library

Subject: Communication

Dear Ms Johnson,

Nice to know your culinary preferences.

Now that I am aware that you are partial to sucking balls, might I suggest you opt for sampling a right whale’s testicles? They can weigh 1,000 kg, so you won’t go hungry.

If you require additional recommendations, please don’t hesitate to ask.

Yours sincerely,

Theo

As I fired off the email, my face broke into a grin. From the corner of my eye, I saw her unlock her screen to read the message.

To: Theodore@eavesenterprises.com

From: jess1293@hmail.com

Date: Saturday 3rd May, 13.59

Subject: Communication

Dear Mr Eaves,

Thanks for your suggestions, but I’ll pass.

Yours sincerely,

Ms Johnson

To: jess1293@hmail.com

From: Theodore@eavesenterprises.com

Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.03

Subject: Communication

Dear Ms Johnson,

The offer for recommendations still stands. If the right whale’s testicles are too much of a mouthful, perhaps the tuberous bush cricket’s balls would be a better fit for your appetite.

Yours sincerely,

Theo

To: Theodore@eavesenterprises.com

From: jess1293@hmail.com

Date: Saturday 3rd May, 14.06

Subject: Communication

Dear Mr Eaves,

So random! Why did you pick a cricket as a suggestion?