Page 101 of Last Call at the Local

Raine

Hopefully not because it’s so grating it’ll motivate you to get out of bed.

Jack

Raine. It’s wonderful.

Raine

It’s not.

Jack

It really, reallyis.

June

Raine

JACK OMG YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

Jack

A really famous music producer happened to be in Copenhagen, heard you playing one of your original songs, and you now have an amazing record deal.

Raine

NO.

Though I maybe have started playing some original stuff...

Jack

Have you now?

Raine

Anyway... will you please GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME?

Jack

I’m stumped.

Raine

A SEAGULL.

JUST.

ATE.

MY.

LUNCH.

Jack

You’re kidding.